memoirs of a moron

The world is not flat…………it is demented. All the world consists of adamant ass holes that don’t want to change there whims that they assume to be faith. I don’t want them assimilate,I just want them to shut the fuckup. They are billions of morons who follow another creed of retards who go around the world by the name of world leaders. Take a look at them and you will know how demented the world has become. I say make laloo bihar yadav the world leader. All the world should pledge absolute loyalty towards him. We all have to follow what ever he says …….without asking vacuous questions…….that will impair his plans of making the whole world as wonderful as bihar.
I have terrible apathy towards anything that is remotely intellectual. I abhor all forms of books, museums, atal bihari vajpayee’s poems ( which in some countries is considered Indian erotica) and anything that has to do with books.
The only thing that saves my life or has I say the only glimmer of hope I find in this world. Even if u hate all the things in this world u cannot hate the thing I love. The love in my life makes life worthy to be lived. It makes every minute of life a moment. She makes my heart go wild every time I hold her . Every time I look at her I am able to find that hope that makes us brave all the difficulties she is ma love ma tv.
The thing that the world is plagued with is the intellectuals that make a normal moron like me look like a real stupid. These intellectuals who are morbid by nature, invent everyday new ways to find the most abstruse things that at the very core of it are inane to say the least. But from the outside they appear to be Enigma.
If u want world peace annihilate all the intellectual people of the world. Smoke them out of their holes. Every person should be allowed to live on this planet on the merit of how much moron he can be……….. And only absolute nit wits are allowed to breed. So by natural selection the world is free of brains. All the rights and merits will be decided by the emperor of morons the great arjun singh( HAIL THE BITCH).
After 100 – 150 years there would be no discrimination of skin or mental capacity. The later I so beautifully solved that martin Luther king jr. would have said………..’GOOD JOB’. It is common knowledge that the worlds two largest populations are Chinese and Indians. In another 100 to 150 years we might just convert the rest of the world into hybrid Chinese or Indians. And why will not Chinese discriminate Indians because by definition Hindi aur Chini bhai bhai ( everyone knows that except u imbecile).
A world that is will be more of Indian and chinese food. There would be clones of shahrukh and ASHWARIYA RAI ON THE market. Salman khan will be cloned and made king of a country. Every citizen in the kingdom should be shirtless or must face the wrath of the king. Salman khan rules anywhere and everywhere. Even aliens adore him. They would love to have him on their barbeque.
Bollywood shall rule the world. Because all the world will be a paradise for the morons. Bollywood will never have it so good. All the movies which are typical run of the mill will be huge hits. No matter how vapid and redundant . Don’t worry they will be twice has hedonic and no plot at all. There will be a hero and heroine. And they have to fall in love. There would be atleast 20 songs in each movie. All the heroines will be picked up by mallika . The only pre-requisite will be they have to have dare to bare attitude. While the men will obviously see the movie for blatant reasons which will hold them for three hours. And for women throw some tragedy in the plot that will make them forget their already pathetic lives.
So here I put a conclusion to my addle essay……..beng acrimonious is part of who I am. If u like me u will survive to see the world I articulately described in my essay. If u don’t like what I have written then don’t worry your species will be annihilated soon.

the ZA ZA ZU of first..................

there is magic in every first time we do in our life.let be the first step.The first word.......The first kiss....There is always a magic about these things. The new feeling that begins in ur heart and makes u crazy. thats the reason why life is worth living there are many things that take ur breath away.one of the first of all first things is first date.The way there are butterflies in ur somach and stars in ur eyes.where does it all the start? let me explain the 'za za zu' of the first date.a first date is similar to first interview. everything matters in both pursuits.
It all starts by a call letter an agreement on both the sides they will meet eachother. The meeting is fixed and an official call letter is sent and the preparation begins. ur very nervous about the adventure ur going to have.it can be the wildest dream of ur life or nightmare( u never know). "the dress" let it be man or women.I always believe that we should always dress to kill.The conifidence is made or broken by what u made .go by what ur comfrotable when ur hunting for ur price.its A jungle out there one wrong move can get u kicked out of the office u want to get into or get u dumped. Dont be fashion road kill. Be safe and rock.when ur dressed up. smell right be sexy but not otherwise. Scent accentuates who ur........select it wise..dont try to mug up lines that ur goin to tell the interviewer it would be disaster. "one liners" dont work in a date. BE URSELF. After everything prepared look at urself in the mirror if u like what u see.....the world will...its time to dance......
90% of the game is in our body language. A man's walk tells what kind of man he is. It defines him. So before enter the all important room. dont forget ur most important weapon u have got. Its not between ur legs but it is between ur ears....."attitude". have a "fuck da world" written all ur face but dont over do it...to sport that kind of attitude u have to be natural....dont sport it if ur not comfortable wid it..the thing is everyone has there own attitude u have to just find it.the way u walk and hold urself wins most part of the interview.smile and shakehand of the person that is going to interview u.........the shake hand says mostly about u . Shake hand firmly show her who is the boss.sit and let the game begin......
1)she will ask u to introduce urself ! say exactly that and shut up.....ur family interest and ur dog's name and how u got 1st rank in second class is not there interest...........so don give away much.
2)she will ask u what are ur strengths .......say ur superman....anything on this earth possible by u ( be confident while saying this line)........say ur perfect simply bcos ur
3)she will try to trick u by askin some silly questions.....pay attention to what she is asking ......becos between the silly questions she will ask u really important questions . she will try to catch u unguarded. the kind of questions that can make and break a interview stop undressing her with ur eyes and pay attention to her.......be quick on ur feet.
4)they will ask u what u love doing....... dont fall for the trap by goin on and on and on about how u love to read? frankly no one cares.......the reason she asked was to know about u but not much about u....its a trick question just ans short and throw the ball in her court.....
5)then the other quetion comes what makes u so good that u deserve a job or HER ...think when this point of question comes, Be smooth dont stammer this is the most important question.u answer this convincingly enuf u will win the girl.its sure uneasy.u will feel is it all really worth it? being single or unemployed was so much fun....chasing butterflies in the open field. u have to be sure why ur after this job .to be sure to answer why u want to. u cant lie cos if u do u will get caught so be really straight in ur head.why do u want the babe out of all the babes in the world(why u want what u want).Be sure of that u say cos tht is important.Whatever it is make it FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUN ...have fun when u go out on an interview fuck the way u handle it....don be nervous cos it will make u even more look like a clown than ur ........attitude and smile can bail u out of any situation.....so keep in mind to have fun..........and the end price is all that worth the sweat.and i forgot one more thing that will make u stand out............i know its a chilche but humour will win u the world

i love calvin and hobbes

never give all your heart.......(PIC IS OF SAMSUN AND DELILAH)

never give all your heart , for love
will hardly seems worth thinking of;
to passionate women if it seem
certain, and they never dream;
that it fades out from kiss to kiss;
for everything thats lovely is
but a brief, dreamy kind delight;
o never give ur heart outright
for they , for all smooth lips can say;
have given there hearts up for play
and who could play it well enough;
if deaf and dumb and blind with love
he that made this knows all the cost
for he gave all his heart........and lost;
no matter what i say about this poem it is less but i want u to have ur own take on this poem....it is one of my fav ..it written by w.b yeats ( some day i hope i can write atleast one poem that is half this good)

coscience ( hamlet)

nto my sick soul , as sins true nature is
each toy seem prologue to great amiss;
so full of artless jealousy is guilt
it spill itself , in fearing of the spilt;

internal affairs

the question that always haunts me always.......where should i begin? writing a blog is like being on the bed...there has to be a very good start to make the person involved all excited........to cheat or not to cheat. Everyone thinks that cheating is so easy but its not true. it is a art that has to be learnt like any other art, similar to love making. it has its own set of rules that can make the difference between success and failure. where does it all start.......there are many kind of people who cheat some do it all the time irrespective of any examination it doesnt matter if the exam is easy or not they have to cheat. some do it cos the exam is tough. well anyways its the same thing they both have to play the same game in order to succeed. exam is like a gorgeous babe u want to woo. u should not play it hard but smooth. the art is makin sure that ur not caught while making out.its all in the level of confidence u have . if u dont have confidence dont try to cheat or to woo a brutally hot babe both of ur attempts would be futile. even if u have confident u cant sport a frivolous attitude there has to be a plan.the plan depends on the amount of risk ur goin to take. the more risk u r going to take the better should be ur plan. 1st blood.......the first move is always the most imporatnt one ....it should be natural. when u enter a exam hall or a gril's bedroom make sure that u have everything that u will need. once the game starts there is no looking back.wait.......dont do anything in the first half hour this is the time for foreplay. u have to look around what kind of teacher is watching over u. can u win him with a smile or with a threat. u have to choose between soft and hard tactics. once u have made up ur mind and are ready for some action look around calculate the risk of getting caught. this is my personal best suggestion always have someone at the door to lookout for whos coming and goin. there should be some sign that tells u about the danger that is coimng ur way. this can be done by payiong anyone to do it for u.once everything is set and ready to go.slowly with with all the class in the world undress ur material. u have to know ur material well before going to the exam. what kind of positon works and what doesnt work for u. place ur material at the right place. everyone have there preferable lengths some like it long and some short. well i like to keep it medium. the micro xerox doesnt really work for me.once u have placed ur material in the right place u have to search for the pleasure spots. now here is the real deal......how fast and how elegantly can u do it? everyone has there style in doin it.u have to be really quick so that examiner doesnt get u.once u have got what u need its time to pleasure it up baby....some put it exactly between there legs, some catch it in thier hands, some keep in on the bench. the thing is u have to choose what u r comfortable with....at this point u have to be sure of what ur doin and have to get ur basic instincts right ! the time will be sliping out and u will be nervous like hell if u r one of those first timers. but dont panic take it slow and steady. watch the examiner at all time see if he is seeing u. but dont over do it cos if he suspects u then u will have an anti-climax.now start writing from ur material....dont write it line by line it will take lot of time....read two or three lines then write this way u can pace urself. and be alert of the things that are goin on work ur quetion paper well first venture into known areas then venture into the uknown the only rule u have to remember is that they are no rules...play as u will.soomthly shift from one page to another keep ur mind on what ur doing though ur heart might be at the highest point of anxiety. control ur emotions dont let them make u stop.dont concenterate on one part of THE question. there are many questions that NEED ur equal attention.so keep moving dont be obsessed with one part of the QUESTION.in order to be successfull in the end u have to pay atttention to the NEEDS of the question paper.u have to fulfill them in order to be satisfied.in doin all these dont forget ur instincts cos u have to depend on them most of the time.keep goin until ur finished and be alert all the time.
there might be many distarctions playing out in ur mind....feelings of guilt and a thing called conscience. trust me if u listen.....ur dead.ur hands will start to shake and u will have the look on ur face that makes everyone know of the sin ur commiting. be clear in ur mind before u start for the reason ur doing it.it can be for love or for just for the heck of it or just to get through the examination. but it is imporatnt to know ur reason. u cannot have sudden pangs of guilt in between ur act.as and how the time passes u will slowly get used to it. the agony of some odd feeling gives its way to the most pleasurable feeling of all.........success that it very near. now u have to finish what u have begun...dont mess it up. u have to keep on goin.....find ur way to the end whatever pleases ur soul.and when the end finally arrives its the inexplicable. u will only know if u ever cheat .......fate...n find love.(in process of makin).

LOVE( has to be earned)

da sweetness of life is not in the breaths u have taken it is in the fact that how many moments u have lived that have taken ur breath away.life for all its worth is beautiful and i am not any dreamy guy who goes on sayin that everything in life is so..wonderful and all the peple we are so nice.i am a pissimist.but i have changed cos life is worth living u. Just have to know in what way u want to live ur life.u have to find what u love.what u believe in? what is the reason of your existence.it can be many things .....u can find any motive and u can love anything as long as it has ur reason in it and u love it .but to find that love and to follow ur heart takes all the courage in the world. wait, it wouldnt be tough cos once u have found ur love everything will seem possible!
.love has really lost its meaning . love has become a synonym for whatever we lust after every object we dont deserve .we have defined it in such a narrow sense that we have lost the the feel of love.we have turned it into a vulgar word used to staisfy our needs. it is not in someone's heart .love is not that is unconditional..love can never be without a reason( and i will kill da one who said love at first sight)
what is love? it is the logic by which we all should live our lives.what we love should be our right to exist.while i am no fool to go on and define love cos everyone have there own defination of love.but let me try to say what i mean or what is love to me. love is the values i believe in ...it is the code of life by which i shall live by.it is in everything that i have rightfully earned.it is mine.....it is my ' love'.love is a selfish act it is not what they tell u "that love is in sacrifice and suffering" but love is in joy and in celebration of being alive.love is what is in u.they say that love is without a reason but when we love there are reasons behind it.
true love is when we find something that all our reason are existing in that one thing.love is not anybody? it is the one we live by for our own happiness.joy is the giving of love not pain.love shouldnt be defined as realtionship between two people.love exists because two people believe in the same set of values and have the same view of the world. In eachother they reflect thier world.Their reason for existence...love is pragmatice ...it is logical.........love is in 'work'......love has to be earned .It cannot be given away.u have to earn ur love bcos if u dont earn or work for ur love, u will never value that kind of love that is based on charity.u will never know what value it does hold and what meaning it does have.when u earn ur love u feel that it is u who made it possible.u deserve that love..it can be anything ...job...life...beloved.If u dont earn it was never yours.U just mouched your way to it.The thing u loved will not mean to u anything it is just zero may be ur lust for it will be satisfied but u will never know what is the worth of it and how to be worthy of it............... well whatever love is to u may u live by it
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the glimpse

down by the sally gardens my love and I did meet;
she passed the sally gardens with little snow white feet;
she bid me take love easy,as the leaves grow on tree;
but I,being young and foolish, with her would not agree.
in a feId by the river my love and I stand,
and on my leaning shoulder she laid her snow white head;
she bid me to take life easy, as the grass grows on the weirs;
but I was young and foolish , and now am full of tears
W.B.yeats
there she was unable to understand what curse has brought her into this world that hates her so much without no fault of hers
the sun started to wake up from its slumbers.....she heard her daily share of most profound profane language used in bring her back from the dreams of her flying off like a bird ......the sleep took her a while now she was 16 and ready to see the worst nightmare ......she took a look at her in the shadow of the water and she felt for the first time what it looks like to be beautiful.....her life was just begining to unfold before her eyes......the most beautiful feelings of all was to take birth in her.......love